New York, New Jersey, and New England are bracing for their second “storm of the century” in as many years, with “blizzard warnings” and  fear-mongering as politicians dispense advice to stupid serfs. Naturally, New York City’s nanny, Mike “Big Gulp” Bloomberg, couldn’t resist another opportunity to patronize us. You tell me: based on the monologue below, is he a dead ringer for your kindergarten-teacher or what? Now, as we do during all emergency weather conditions, our City has a plan of action for keeping New Yorkers safe [sic], and we’ve already put that plan into motion. [Well, that oughta finish us off.] … Continue reading Uh-oh: New York City Will Protect Us