The Terrorist Scam Administration has recruited over 8,000 working sheeple at this year’s Super Bowl to keep an eye on their fellow sheeple (i.e., the fans) in case one of them is a terrorist. (Actually, there’s no need to worry about a terrorist at this year’s Super Bowl—I understand that Obama won’t be attending.)

“Additionally, TSA said over 8,000 stadium vendors, parking lot attendants, shuttle bus drivers, and other transportation professionals received the agency’s First Observer training for detecting and assessing indicators and planning tactics of potential terrorist activities.”