In one of the airports I was in recently (I forget where), I noticed a board on the wall with the names of the TSA employees of the quarter. I wonder how that is determined? Here are some possibilities:
1. Most children scared.
2. Most passengers “gate raped.”
3. Most items stolen from luggage.
4. Most bottles of water passengers forced to throw away.
5. Most genitals felt on teenage boys.
6. Most breasts felt on teenage girls.
7. Most handicapped people embarrassed.
8. Most old people intimidated.
9. Most attractive women felt up.
10. Most passengers inconvenienced.
