Were we to hold a contest for “Brassiest Politician,” an astounding number of entries would deluge us. But I wonder whether the stunningly shameless Andrew Guano–sorry, Cuomo of New York wouldn’t win based on this quote alone: regarding his “state‘s skyrocketing gun violence,” he announced, 

“We know how to deal with an epidemic … We wanna do with gun violence, what we just did with COVID…”

You guessed it: granny-killing jokes are ricocheting around cyberspace. 

Thanks to Bill Martin for starting our day with a laugh.

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