Man-UP, Mayor Bloomberg: An Open Letter

Dear Mayor Bloomberg: It’s time that you manned up and took yourself seriously.  Forget about those sugary soda drinks. Don’t waste any more of New York taxpayers’ money appealing that silly lawsuit.  It’s time to go after what really makes New Yorkers fat:  the city’s famous Jewish Delicatessens and Italian restaurants.  According to my sources, a hot pastrami sandwich with melted swiss cheese contains 628 calories, 28 grams of fat, 15 grams of saturated fat, and is incredibly salty.  What are you trying to do, give the Jewish population of New York a heart attack?  I don’t even need to mention … Continue reading Man-UP, Mayor Bloomberg: An Open Letter