After reading That Boat Won’t Sail, James S. concluded that

If kleinfuehrer Inslee is so “concerned,” perhaps he should grab a hawser and man the deck himself.

HA! He’s a politician; he’s allergic to honest work.

Or perhaps he is afraid of being taken for a walk along the nearest yardarm/gangplank/whatever is handy.

Now don’t give anyone any ideas…

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