The last Confederate statue, of General A.P. Hill, was removed today and given to a black history museum.
Black people in Richmond will now forevermore live in prosperity, peace, and happiness. They will quit murdering each other by the hundreds every year over drugs; the 90 percent illegitimacy rate will plummet to zero; crime in the city will disappear; student test scores and I.Q.s will skyrocket; poverty will disappear; and they no longer have to blame all of their problems and shortcomings on white people who died a hundred years ago or more because there will be no more problems and shortcomings. The black political “leaders” of the city can all retire now; mission accomplished!
1:41 pm on December 12, 2022
