I remain baffled that anyone submits to a test for coronavirus, let alone begs for one. Not only are the results of these exams notoriously wrong, not only were kits contaminated with the very germ they allegedly diagnose, but sticking a long “swab” up the nose sounds particularly unpleasant. One thing I’ve learned from my years of inveighing against the Thieves and Sexual Assailants at the airports is that Americans idolize comfort and convenience: only a few cranks here and there will drive rather than fly 1000 miles to escape gate-rape. Yet Americans now clamor for someone to jab a … Continue reading The Same Imbeciles Who Insist Gate-Rape Protects Passengers Must Be Lining Up For COVID Tests