The London Evening Standard reports that the new “James Bond” (British actor Daniel Craig)is a girly man who is afraid of guns. “I hate handguns. Handguns are used to shoot people,” the new 007 is quoted as saying. Yeah, people like the maniac who broke into the home of an acquaintance of mine recently with a condom in his hand and a trail of empty beer bottles out in the street. He was apparently looking for the man’s wife, who he spied through the blinds. Fortunately, my friend possesed a .357 magnum and shot the scumbag dead. The very un-James … Continue reading The Name’s Bond, PC Bond