Writes Dave Paradise: “This morning I was explaining to a friend of mine why I’m not voting for either Obama or McCain and had to put it in words that he could understand as he’s a staunch believer in voting for the lesser of two evils. Fortunately inspiration hit, and I asked him if he would rather vote for Grima Wormtongue or Saruman to take the Ring of Power to the fires of Mt. Doom. He got the point.”