The ability to read minds, to identify dissidents. Naturally, this is the project of the Department of State Security, and its various fascist contractors. (Thanks to Travis Holte) UPDATE from Ryan Sertorius: While I am most grateful for the ongoing efforts of the DHS to protect me from Islamofascistnazis, there is one thing I didn’t see in that otherwise helpful video you posted. Where are the holding cells located? I’m sure that a big old trailer like the one shown has to have at least a dozen pantry-size broom closets to hold the numerous terrorists and other America haters they … Continue reading The Dream of Every Dictator