“WICHITA FALLS, TX—Calling it an essential step toward securing the Texas border and protecting his people’s way of life, Gov. Rick Perry announced Tuesday the completion of a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.
“According to Perry, the 75-foot-high barricade running along the northern boundary is the culmination of more than 160 years of escalating tensions between Texas and the United States.”
“‘Let the record show I have nothing personal against Americans,” Perry added. “I just think they should stay in America, where they belong.'” Sorry to get your hopes up, but this is an Onion story. Read the rest (and thanks to MR).
11:58 am on May 20, 2009
