An emailer named Maury J. has placed me on his email list and sends the following “golden oldy”Jay Leno jokes in an email that asks if this is why the Stalinist Hollywood Left might have gotten Leno fired:
“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”
“We wanted a president who listens to all Americans — now we have one” (referring to the NSA spying scandal).
The new IRS Commissioer is “called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”
“If [Obama] really wants to close [Guantanamo Bay], turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”
“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”
“It’s not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.”
In a commencement address Obama “told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”
“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It’s gotten so bad that people in Kenya are now saying he’s 100% American.”
I have noticed that almost every one of Jimmy Fallon’s opening monologues on the new Tonight Show is part Hillary Clinton campaign speech, part hate-Trump speech.
6:54 pm on May 26, 2016
