A friend told me that an elderly relative who has lived in Florida for the past 30 years recently got a call from the police department in Milford, Massachusetts, where he resided some 30 years ago.  The cop on the phone told him that they were reviewing gun registrations and that they would like him to renew the registration for a firearm that he registered with them 45 years ago.  He assured the the Stalinist spy that he was safe, neither he nor his gun had been in Milford for decades.

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