They left out ending gun violence in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, and Somalia. I “wonder” why?
UPDATE: Brian Mitchell wrote to remind me that they also left out Waco.
MY UPDATE: Beyonce with bodyguard Julius:
MEMO to Beyonce: Your sisters up in Harlem and down in Bed-Stuy can’t afford to protect themselves from violent criminals by hiring a personal bodyguard rather than depending on the useless government police they are forced to pay for with taxes.
5:30 am on December 23, 2012