The TSA’s degenerates sexually assaulted a rocker who apparently has only one name, “Morrissey.” (Maybe the thieves at the checkpoints who steal iPods and cash swiped his first or last moniker, too.) But boy, if the man sings as well as he condemns not just the TSA in particular but “officialism” in general, I’ll have to start listening to his music:
…after a routine security check at the San Francisco Airport on July 27th, …”I was approached by an ‘airport security officer’ who stopped me, crouched before me and groped my penis and testicles,” Morrissey wrote. “He quickly moved away as an older ‘airport security officer’ approached.”
I’m not sure how poor Morrissey could differentiate between this gate-rape and the “routine security check” since “groping” the groin is precisely what happens, but I give the man credit for denouncing these unspeakable deviants and their crimes.
Morrissey said he was initially reluctant to lodge a complaint — “as with any complaint against a figure in ‘authority,’ the complaints are simply collected in order to protect the guilty officer,” he wrote…
Preach it, brother!
— he was convinced to do so by two accompanying members of British Airways Special Services.
But first, Morrissey confronted the officer, identified only as the General Manager on Duty, who responded to his accusations with, “That’s just your opinion.”
“Apart from ‘that’s just your opinion,’ he would not comment, even though, since the penis and testicles were mine and no one else’s, then my opinion must surely have some meaning,” Morrissey wrote. “But, of course, what the airport security officer was saying was: your opinion will never count in the eyes of the law.”…
Is it me, or does this guy have an absolutely stellar grasp on reality?
“In the interests of imperishable bureaucracy [love it!] my submitted complaint against this ‘officer’ will obviously be either unread or ignored because, as we all know, on matters of officialism it is not possible to be pleasantly surprised by anything at all,” he wrote. “However, what is clear is that, should you find yourself traveling through San Francisco International Airport, you should expect sexual abuse from the so-called ‘security officers’ who, we are unconvincingly warned, are acting only for our security.”
Whoa! Excuse me while I add this genius to my playlist.
12:03 pm on July 30, 2015
