A tiny Shetland island, population one, declares its independence from the Leviathan UK, and seeks to be a far freer crown dependency like the Channel Islands. (Thanks to Micah Haber.)

Hawaiian patriots want their country and their monarchy back from the imperialists who stole and looted them.

Vermont is the likeliest to secede from the imperial blob, says Christopher Ketcham. (Thanks to Dale Fitz.)

Some of the cash cows want to leave Atlanta’s fatso Fulton County to have more self-government. That is, of course, racist, not moneyist. (Thanks to Butler Shaffer and Tom DiLorenzo for the URL.)