Andy Borowitz reports Onion style: “In so doing, Mr. Robertson appeared to contradict two of The Ten Commandments in as many days, having flouted ‘Thou shat not kill’ on Monday. “Speaking on the television program he hosts, ‘The 700 Club,’ Mr. Robertson lashed out at the Venezuelan strongman once more, telling his audience, ‘It’s high time that the United States coveted Hugo Chavez’ wife.’ “Warming to his topic, the opinionated preacher added, ‘And while we’re at it, we should covet his house, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox and his ass, for that matter.’ Regarding this whole Robertson drama, Chesterton … Continue reading Robertson Overtly Denies Two of Ten Commandments in Two Days