In response to Yet Again Proving Its TOTAL Uselessness, Mark Higdon writes that he “loves” the idea of musically mocking the TSA’s pervs as they sexually assault us. But rather than singing “God Bless America,” as Eric Morris does, he was “inspired … to compose the following… To the tune of our National Anthem…” Oh-oh say, have you seen T-S-A’s screening fiends? Groping high, groping low And especially in-between.   With blue gloves and blue shirts They resemble the Smurfs. But the Smurfs are polite And do not molest the serfs.   And the hands down my pants Won’t find … Continue reading All Rise for the National Anthem