The trivialities now labelled “racist” always astound me.  If Marxists are reduced to ferreting out “systemic racism” in the ice-cream truck’s song—yes, that jingle from childhood that signals a sweet treat and nothing more to anyone who hears it—how bad can this alleged plague be? Especially when Our Rulers must educate us as to why this tune (titled “Turkey in the Straw” and  resurrected from the nineteenth century) is so deleterious. I don’t know about you, but were I sauntering down the street as a few dozen white men in masks—ahem: why doesn’t the State condemn muzzles as racist?—and sheets … Continue reading Quick: Sing, “Turkey in the Straw”! Aha! Didn’t Think You Could