A public school teacher in Seattle insisted that Easter Eggs be renamed “Spring Spheres.” Though eggs aren’t spheres, the new name will satisfy the  anti-religious bias of the prison-schools. (Thanks to Travis Holte) UPDATE from Mark: We can’t refer to anything as a holiday either, since that is derived from holy day. And San Francisco has to be renamed, since we can’t acknowledge saints. Also any other city starting with “San” or “Santa.”  San Jose should be renamed, maybe “Jose the Plumber?”