Assuming of course that there’s not some kind of repeat of the 2000 election, I’ve put together the headlines for this week: Choice A: “Commie North defeats fascist South” Choice B: “Fascist South defeats commie North” It all comes down to a choice between the left-wing socialist and the right-wing socialist. Southerners prefer a socialist who will redistribute the wealth from the taxpayers to government employees (military), agricultural interests, and corporations with “defense” contracts. They also prefer someone who bombs lots of foreigners in the name of “national greatness.” Northerners prefer a socialist who will redistribute wealth from the taxpayers … Continue reading Prepared headlines for Wednesday