The nuclear death boat Lincoln can’t be about its global work of threatening and killing. The Navy has no money, among its hundreds of billions, for a fill-up. This is just propaganda for more killer-spending, of course. But here’s one suggestion: sell off the vast armada of Navy golf courses all around the world, and let the admirals pay for their own rounds. The gas stations would even check your oil for that money. (Thanks to Bill Sardi)

The Best of Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.