Here are the events for the After-Tragedy Politician Olympics: 1.) JUMPING to conclusions. 2.) RUNNING after the news media. 3.) THROWING accusations. 4.) RACING to blame. 5.) SWIMMING in ignorance. 6.) TOSSING incendiary remarks. Official procession with Olympic torch to ignite flames already fanned to begin after speeches from everyone who wasn’t there. Bronze, Silver, and Gold medals awarded to top performers in all categories.