Though Mr. Anonymous fears we’ve “seen examples of Pastor Goat ad nauseam by now,” he forwarded a story about “the annual community Thanksgiving service” in Cornelius, North Carolina, which “is canceled again this year because of the pandemic.”
But of course, the inanimate “pandemic” doesn’t “cancel” anything: Marxists and their useful idiots in society do. In this case, said idiot is one “Rev. David Judge of First Baptist Church,” whose congregation helps host this “ecumenical tradition.”
Mr. A contrasted this “chump,” which, he informs me, is Southern for “useful idiot,” with an actual Christian:
My Sunday School marm taught us the original baptist, as in John the Baptist, literally had his head put on a platter in keeping to his faith.
This limp noodle sorry excuse for Baptist cancels a traditional community service giving thanks to God because, because, because….the “pandemic”!
Pass me a barf bag.
Make that two.
But Parson Goat’s chumpiness makes Mr. A especially
pleased to report that at my kids’ Christian school next week we are having a traditional, sit-down, no-mask-in-sight Thanksgiving dinner for 200 families.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Fauci.
Ah, but can he spare the time from torturing puppies?
6:21 pm on November 12, 2021
