On a parishioner who refused to wear a mask in church. This is a new low, even for Goats. Thank God, our hero told him off before leaving the premises. Too bad the cops didn’t as well: “Yo, Fahder, we got rioters to suppress. Don’t bother us from now on over some dude don’t wanna cower, y’unnerstan’?” Oh, wait, what am I thinking? Once upon a time, cops ticketed people who summoned them for nonsense like this. Now two of them stand there (less than 6′ apart, I note), wasting our taxes, and all because Goats prize physical rather than … Continue reading Parson Goat Calls the Cops