Outwitting the Witless TSA

Circumventing the TSA’s perverted morons is easy since their IQ, even collectively, remains lower than bubblegum’s.

Obvious as their stupidity is, an American serf who worships as a Moslem nonetheless incidentally and kindly proved it. Alaa Basatneh covers her hair with a hijab, red meat for the TSA’s predators:

there’s a double standard when it comes to searching and screening women who wear religious head coverings at airports: The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is far stricter with Muslims than Orthodox Jewish women or Christian nuns. Every single time I’ve flown out of Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport, since 2011, TSA agents have pulled me aside to “randomly” check for explosives. In most cases, I was subjected to an extensive 20-minute pat-down [sic for “sexual assault”] and swabbing. Agents also searched my bags in front of dozens of onlookers. It was humiliating and degrading…

Then, one day in 2014, I was standing in line at O’Hare when I saw an Orthodox Jewish woman wearing a … black hat covering her hair. I remember wondering whether she would get chosen for a random check.

That didn’t happen.

Instead, she was treated just like everyone else, and went off to her gate. Meanwhile, I was pulled aside for a 20-minute pat-down [sic for “sexual assault”]. It was an aha moment.

Our heroine swapped her headgear for that of an Orthodox Jew. Voila: she, too, is now “treated just like everyone else, and goes off to her gate.” Observant Moslem women disgusted with the TSA’s gate-rape may want to adopt this ploy.

The TSA consistently denies that it either discriminates or profiles. But Ms. B’s experience shows that claim for yet another blatant lie: when she wears her hijab, the TSA sexually molests her; donning a hat instead saves her this mortification. When her mother in a hijab accompanies her, the TSA gropes Mom while “treating Ms. B just like everyone else.”

What a resounding condemnation of Amerika! A country established for religious freedom, whose First Amendment specifically prohibits government from interfering in such matters, forces Moslems to violate their consciences (“…initially,” Ms. B explains, “I … had mixed feelings about my decision to wear a hat: … I felt guilty for ‘cheating’ my way out. Ultimately, though, I concluded that all three Abrahamic religions have the same views on female modesty. Wearing a hat or hijab is meant to represent said modesty, so whether I look like an Orthodox Jewish woman or a Muslim woman, I’m at peace with my decision as long as I cover up”).

May God inspire people of all faiths to overthrow this tyrannical empire.

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9:45 am on October 13, 2016