Outwitting the Witless

Sara cautions,

As I was scraping and painting my front deck steps it occurred to me that the cutesy new “no trespassing” signs against Biden’s goons might not be the best way to go about it. Even if they leave your property without talking to you, they will most definitely mark your address as one where people aren’t vaccinated. Instead try a completely different kind of sign…. like my “wet paint” sign on my deck steps. Or a sign warning people that you are in the process of rehabilitating a rescue pit bull who is scared of strangers coming to the door. Cue the dog barking track on your phone for added fun when they approach. Or for those with a sense of irony you could post a sign saying your household is voluntarily self quarantining for two weeks due to possible COVID exposure.  

The trick is to not make them think the sign has anything to do w/ the vaccines. Be creative without getting on their naughty list!

More sterling advice comes from the unlikeliest of sources. When “Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Xavier Becerra” mused about the Jab Squads invading our porches, he prated, “Knocking on a door has never been against the law, you don’t have to answer…”

No, we don’t. 

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5:09 pm on July 17, 2021