Mr. Anonymous tells me a friend has received not one but several texts from a local Congresscritter’s campaign:
Hi, Ernestine…
We’re texting voters today to make sure everyone has a plan to vote in the next election. How do you plan on voting–early, by absentee ballot, or on Election Day?
His friend responded:
Ernestine probably won’t be voting.
And the campaign answers:
May I ask why? This is a very important election.
To which his friend replies:
Mainly b/c she is a cat.
Wanna bet the candidate shrugged, “So what?”
12:09 pm on September 29, 2020