On the Cat-Pain Trail

Mr. Anonymous tells me a friend has received not one but several texts from a local Congresscritter’s campaign:

Hi, Ernestine…

We’re texting voters today to make sure everyone has a plan to vote in the next election. How do you plan on voting–early, by absentee ballot, or on Election Day?

His friend responded:

Ernestine probably won’t be voting.

And the campaign answers:

May I ask why? This is a very important election.

To which his friend replies:

Mainly b/c she is a cat.

Wanna bet the candidate shrugged, “So what?”

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12:09 pm on September 29, 2020