‘Obama Snubbed at Top Golf Clubs’

With a headline like that, Huffpo wanted to imply that the clubs rejected El Jefe for race reasons. In fact, the clubs didn’t want their courses destroyed by the army of snipers, food tasters, bodyguards, doctors, techs, communications trucks,  the presidential armored toad, military vehicles, ambulances, and the rolling hospital that always accompany the Emperor. Also, the clubs would have had to toss out their members–who pay up to $100,000 to belong–so he could play with just the companions of his choice, and never have to see someone who might look at him askance.


3:17 pm on September 10, 2014