“How is it possible that a Nobel Peace Prize winner leads a gang to attack and invade? This is not a defence of human rights or self-determination,” says Bolivian President Evo Morales. A Russian politician called the attack on Libya “colonial policy” with “one goal: to establish control over Libyan oil and the Libyan regime.” Now, both of these individuals might be socialist jerks, but that doesn’t change the truth of what they said. In place of the Peace Prize, perhaps at next year’s CPAC, conservative warmongers could award Obama the “Defender of the Constitution” award like they gave Donald Rumsfeld.