The long-suffering serfs of the People’s Dysfunctional Republic of New York can breathe more easily now: their murderous emperor, who lacks even a shred of medical or epidemiological training, will shortly dictate “guidelines” on celebrating Hallowe’en safely, i.e., without running the risk of contracting bubonic pla—sorry, COVID19.
Incredibly, the totalitarian who tells businesses how many patrons they may serve, orders allegedly free peons to wear masks, and generally micro-manages every aspect of life in his fiefdom promises he won’t overreach his authority for that one day:
Governor Andrew Cuomo … indicated he would not ban door-to-door trick-or-treating.
“I don’t think that’s appropriate,” Cuomo said when asked if he would ban trick-or-treating out of an abundance of caution during the pandemic. “You have neighbors – if you want to go knock on your neighbor’s door, God bless you, and I’m not going to tell you not to.”
Isn’t that big of him?
The article reporting Andy’s unprecedented largesse begins in bemusement:
Halloween might be the rare holiday in New York that isn’t completely ruined by the COVID-19 pandemic this year.
But David Mueller, who sent me the story, more correctly analyzed it: “The governor of NY will close churches, but he makes room for Satan’s high holy day… Is there any doubt that government is in the service of Satan?”
None whatsoever.
While we’re on the disgusting topic of New York, a friend sent me the latest propaganda on masks from the commandant of its largest metropolis. Nauseatingly entitled “In New York City we wear our masks, proudly,” it is as moronic, insulting, and arrogant as we’d expect from Bill “Stalin” DeBlabbio. Ordinarily, I’d hesitate to bother even my worst enemy with this obscenity, let alone you, dear reader. But I think you’ll savor the utter hatred for DeBlabbio in the comments as much as I did!
What a pity term-limits will prevent DeBlabbio’s running for re-election: how heartening and delightful to watch this unspeakable Marxist go down in flames!
10:52 am on October 7, 2020
