Late last week, when the news broke that the Evil Empire State’s Governor, Andrew “The Godfather” Cuomo, “saw his gross income more than double last year, to $417,748 for 2016 (from $196,243 the year before)” because of sales from his “memoir,” I was incredulous. Really? New Yorkers are largely morons—recall that they elected the carpetbagging Hitlary Clinton to the Senate, let alone The Godfather to gubernatorial graft—but gracious, I thought even these idiots had their limits. Turns out they do. Rather than selling ca. 20,000 copies of his dreary tome, Cuomo foisted only 3200 volumes on readers (and even that … Continue reading How New Yorkers Cure Their Insomnia