Responding to the fantasy from Jeh Johnson, Chief Moron at the DHS, that we express our gratitude to the TSA’s gate-rapists, David Maharaj wonders whether “Jerk, I mean Jeh” will “personally thank” his daughter’s assailant when she next navigates a checkpoint.

And Michael Alford reports, “Last time I flew there was a sign on the wall at one of the airports that said ‘TSA Agents Have Feelings Too.’ I meant to take a picture, but they probably would have cuffed and stuffed me.”

Yeah. So much for those sensitive feelings.

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