Birmingham Alabama, that is, not England. Since it is not the one in England you will not be greeted at the door with one of those temperature-taking guns that can blind you if it hits you in the eye; you won’t need a “COVID Passport”; there will be no requirments for COVID anal swabs; and you won’t be threatened to get kicked out for not wearing a face diaper.
5:39 pm on March 5, 2021