As Many Reasons To Despise DC as Carter Has Pills

In addition to a multitude of other perks, Congresscriminals also enjoy “the secretive Office of the Attending Physician, an elaborate medical clinic where Navy doctors triage medical emergencies and provide basic health care for lawmakers who pay an annual fee of just over $600.” All while these sociopaths condemn the rest of us to Obummercare.

But what inspired David Mueller to send me this story was another benefit attached to Congress’ cheap medical care: Grubb’s Pharmacy supplies and delivers to the Capitol’s door whatever drugs the criminals require. Or, as “Mike Kim, the reserved pharmacist-turned-owner of the pharmacy,” puts it, “‘I’m filling some drugs that are for some pretty serious health problems as well. And these are the people that are running the country,’ Kim said, listing treatments for conditions like diabetes and Alzheimer’s.” Alzheimer’s! Who among us hasn’t long suspected as much? Mr. Kim continued, “It makes you kind of sit back and say, ‘Wow, they’re making the highest laws of the land and they might not even remember what happened yesterday.’” Worse, they imagine we don’t, either. Yet another reason to disband and abolish the collective senior moment known as the federal government.

Regarding Congress’ cozy arrangement with Grubb’s, “Sen. Bill Cassidy, a Louisiana Republican,” articulated a favorite belief of Our Rulers that applies to so much more than pharmaceutical deliveries: “… I’ll run over between votes and be able to keep my personal responsibilities going … It’s a convenience that definitely allows us to be more productive.”

Yep, these bozos actually fantasize that not only are they “productive,” but that their “work” is far more essential than ours. Ergo, every and any “convenience” is their due. That theory underlies sirens (Get out of the way! Cops’ arresting and caging people is far more vital than whatever has you out on the streets), jury duty (you can certainly relinquish as many days as the State expects since whatever you’d have done instead of sitting in court isn’t nearly as important), and all government’s other usurpations of our time.

Naturally, no rational person wants “productive” Congressional pickpockets. Psst, Grubb’s: how’s about slipping these thieves some sleeping pills instead?


3:01 pm on October 11, 2017