DONALD TRUMP:   I’m worth over $10 billion. LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT!  SHOW US YOUR TAX RETURNS! DONALD TRUMP: I watched in New Jersey as thousands cheered the collapse of the World Trade Center. LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT! PROVE IT! DONALD TRUMP: I had the biggest turn-out ever for my inauguration. LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT!  WHERE’S THE PROOF? DONALD TRUMP: I want to attack a country, kill people in America’s name, and provoke a major nuclear power because Assad used sarin gas. LAPDOG PRESS: O.K.  Sounds good to us!