DONALD TRUMP: I’m worth over $10 billion.
LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT! SHOW US YOUR TAX RETURNS!
DONALD TRUMP: I watched in New Jersey as thousands cheered the collapse of the World Trade Center.
LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT! PROVE IT!
DONALD TRUMP: I had the biggest turn-out ever for my inauguration.
LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT! WHERE’S THE PROOF?
DONALD TRUMP: I want to attack a country, kill people in America’s name, and provoke a major nuclear power because Assad used sarin gas.
LAPDOG PRESS: O.K. Sounds good to us!4:02 pm on April 7, 2017 Email Charles Goyette