. . . and all but kiss your arse in public?  Then you should consider becoming a court historian/propagandist-apologist for the state.  Write books using a mysterious academic “discipline” like “psychohistory” to explain that tyrants like Lyndon Johnson, FDR, and the Kennedy family are really saints and beloved heroes.  Or better yet, write yet another book on Lincoln filled with hundreds of vague excuses/justifications/rationales for his behavior.  It works for Doris Kearns-Goodwin, despite the fact that she is a confessed plagiarist.

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