In an article entitled, “X-Ray Scans at Airports Leave Lingering Worries” (hmmm—ain’t no “lingering” about it: some of the porno-scanners dose victims with radiation; others use a technology that’s so new no one knows its long-term effects on human flesh), the New York Times advises, “If you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant, tell a T.S.A. agent. You may be allowed to pass through a metal detector without additional screening.” I highly doubt this appeal to basic decency and humanity will move LaWanda; after all, she has no heart, no conscience, and no brain. But if you absolutely … Continue reading Ladies Who Fly