I’d prefer the headlines read, “Cuomo Driven From Office (And Right Into the Hudson River by the Irate Kin of the Seniors He Slaughtered),” but hey, we’ll take what we can get. Too bad as well that he’s resigning over stuff that doesn’t matter: making passes at women who doubtless cozied up to a rich and powerful thug. But after all, this is New York. When will we expel a politician for his actual and abundant crimes? There’s only one downside: his replacement will be another totalitarian.