You might think that airports would be absolutely free of crime. After all, between the mass, generalized, warrantless searches of every passenger and the hysteria that erupts when LaWanda discovers a firearm (which she does very rarely — only about 1500 times in 2012 for 750 million trips), concourses are as devoid of guns as tyrants can render them. But alas, airports are Ground Zero for sexual assault and theft. Indeed, you might think poor old Piers and his fellow morons would look to aviation’s gulag, where Our Rulers have disarmed passengers of everything but their fingernails, to see the results of their dream: … Continue reading Keep Those Pathetic, Potbellied Pilferers from Stealing Your Stuff