Jeff’s DC Crybaby Bulletin Board

“Experts Say” – that line that flunks you out of Journalism 101 – now rules on the front page of the Bezos Blog (Trump is Putin’s Puppet! Breaking News!), followed by three whimpering elitists complaining that Trump is plagiarizing Hillary.

Actually they don’t put it that way: he’s not sure where Obama was born – and neither was Hillary in 2008, of course.

Meanwhile, for real news, we must go to the European press.

First, the Imam of the main mosque of Islam, Abdul Rahman Al-Sudais, has given a “fiery sermon.”

In the courtyard of the Holy Mosque of Mecca, he called on pilgrims to continue their worldwide Jihad: “O Allah, grant victory, honor and power to our brothers, the jihadists in Yemen, in Syria, in Iraq, and in the world . Let her triumph over the treacherous Jews, the Christians malicious and unreliable hypocrites!”

Ho hum. Move along, nothing to see here!

No, Jihad’s not news to Bezos’s boys, nor is it news that Jean-Claude Juncker, the unelected President of the EU Commission, has an alcohol problem (well, at least he’s not **** bimbos!).

Juncker and his fellow drunk-with-power bureaucrats are pouting. They want to force the U.K. to reverse its Brexit vote, natch. Which is a lesson to America’s deplorables: even when they lose, the elites will do everything in their power to punish the rest of us for not loving them as much as we should.

Orwell was right: they demand not only our submission, but our love.

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9:04 am on September 16, 2016