Did you see the amazing performance at yesterday’s inauguration ceremonies? The government responds to a nonexistent threat by calling out a myriad of police and military forces. The nonexistent threat fails to materialize. Presto: Homeland Security demonstrates its effectiveness and necessity to the boobeoisie! I am reminded of the old joke of a man riding in a car through the streets of New York City. The driver keeps throwing rose petals out the window, and the rider asks for an explanation. “It’s to keep tigers away,” the driver explains. “What makes you think that would work?”, the rider inquires. “You … Continue reading Inaugural Security