Defeated neocon Rick Santorum, in addition to becoming a DC lobbyist, has joined a neocon thinktank in charge of its “brand-new America’s Enemies program.” On second thought, maybe I should feel less safe.

… knowing that Potus was taken to a secure place while the rest of us in the immediate vicinity of the White House were simply not notified of anything. It makes me feel oh so happy knowing that after I’ve been reduced to charred cinders or sticky goo that Potus is safe and my government can continue to do what it does best. Because Potus is a much more valuable human being than I am and God loves him a whole lot more than God loves me.