I have a veteran who writes me every time I mention the military. One of the things he usually calls me is a “brain dead dope smoking moron.” (I can’t print most of the other things he says.) I think he has me confused with George W. Bush. He has admitted to smoking pot, and is certainly a brain dead moron when it comes to things like the Constitution and the necessity of going to war with Iraq.

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