After learning that cops are shooting pictures — literally — of mothers-to-be, elderly folks, and little kids for target-practice, Dwight Johnson asks, “Can you imagine the howling if one of the targets featured a police officer, TSA goon, or military-garbed member of a SWAT team?!” Oh, indeed, I can: the victims of these thugs hoping to buy such targets by the gross and disappointed that the company is sold out. Hmmm. Maybe I should resign from writing and begin manufacturing… Meanwhile, Alexander Paulsen laments the lack of “mainstream news coverage” for this story but knows how to remedy it: he figures reporters … Continue reading How I’m Gonna Make My Million