Apparently, whatever has infected American police officers is rapidly spreading through the Anglosphere. This would explain why an unidentified man from St. Marys, Australia, was recently pepper-sprayed and arrested by police for the supposed crime of patting — and reportedly trying to kiss — a police dog named Bodie. After being attacked with a low-grade chemical weapon and abducted at gunpoint, the man was charged with “assaulting a police officer, resisting a police officer and failing to leave licensed premises when directed,”  reported the Rouse Hill Times of New South Wales, Australia. “We will allege the accused tried to kiss … Continue reading How DARE That Mundane Touch a Canine ‘Officer’?