Seems John “The Pervert” Pistole, Chief Deviant at the TSA, is tripping on LSD. How else to explain his bizarre hallucinations in a recent interview? We don’t even make it past the headline on his comments before his first astounding delusion gobsmacks us: “U.S. Is ‘Gold Standard for Aviation Security.‘” Yep, I kid you not. Paranoia and incompetence that alternately infuriate and amuse the rest of the world  — well, TSA sets the standards, all right, but rather than gold, they’re lower than a lead balloon. Here’s just one example of a foreign newspaper’s reporting on the agency: coverage ranges … Continue reading Gimme Whatever He’s Smokin’