If you want government to intervene domestically, you’re a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you’re a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you’re a moderate. If you don’t want government to intervene anywhere, you’re an extremist. “Need” now means wanting someone else’s money. “Greed” now means wanting to keep your own. “Compassion” is when a politician arranges the transfer. (Thanks to Mark Gilmore)